Following its successful trial launch last year, we are proud to announce the full rollout of our captivating new range of bespoke accessory: memento mori. Nothing says "ambitious, go-getting, neo-Thatcherite football club" like your very own custom-made memento mori. We have gathered the finest haute couture designers ever to work with polyester to create a bold and unique collection for the refined palate of the wearer who has heard of "rational decision making" as a concept, but doesn't know why you're bringing it up now.
memento mori. Remember you are mortal - but you can also be fabulous!