From our Autumn/Winter collection
Following its successful trial launch last year, we are proud to announce the full rollout of our captivating new range of bespoke accessory: memento mori. Nothing says "ambitious, go-getting, neo-Thatcherite football club" like your very own custom-made memento mori. We have gathered the finest haute couture designers ever to work with polyester to create a bold and unique collection for the refined palate of the wearer who has heard of "rational decision making" as a concept, but doesn't know why you're bringing it up now.
memento mori. Remember you are mortal - but you can also be fabulous!
THIS IS BRILLIANT. That Chelsea shirt is just...perfect.
Just bear in mind that this is probably the best post I'll ever come up with. It's all downhill from here...
While I somehow don't think so, considering my own content since my little romp in July, I know exactly what you mean...
Without wanting to turn this into a you're-great-no-you're-great-no-you're-great type of thing, I repectfully disagree.
Hey, if we don't slather one another with compliments, who will? Friends? Family?
I seriously think you should silk screen that Chelsea shirt. I will pay you in precious precious Euros for it.
I wish Bolton would assume the old traditions of the XFL. How great would it be to see Danny Shittu wearing a He Hate Me shirt?
Perhaps Bolton could petition IFAB for a change to the coin toss: instead, they could place the ball on the centre spot and have one player from each side run and lunge two-footed at it. They'd never lose (the choice of ends)!
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