In an interstellar burst

The March issue of Norman Einstein's is available now in all good inboxes (and here), and your favourite blogger whose pseudonym ends in "-edorrarci" but is not "Bedorrarci" has an article in't. It's all about Arsenal, Manchester United, fans, symbols, laundry, sleeves, history, greedy billionaires, VERY NICE OLIGARCHS and more besides. I quote Trigger from Only Fools and Horses. It is — pardon my French — quite long, so bring a packed lunch.