Singing just for you, covered in sequins

If you're simply dying to bear witness to my bewailing the state of modern footballing attire, mosey on over to the excellent Futfanatico and there you'll find it. Therein, I make the case for wholesale reform, inspired by pride, insane Italian horse races and copious quantities of opium tincture. I hope you will subscribe to my pressure group, and to Futfanatico too, for that matter.