The Section Labelled "SHIRTS": Tottenham special!

Being the latest in our series examining the glory of modern-day football strips.

Tottenham Hotspur's 2009/10 kits pay homage to the classic BBC show Jim'll Fix It, whose central character also scared generations of children every Saturday. Like the participants in Jim'll Fix It, the Spurs players this season wear a medallion, one side of which reads:

HARRY
FIXED IT
FOR ME
The reverse reads:

NOT IN
THE WAY
YOU'RE
THINKING
I'LL SEE
YOU IN
FACKING
COURT
SUNSHINE