- ...you imagine the posts on this site being read by the author in a voice somewhere between Richard Burton and Laurence Olivier and want to have your illusions brutally obliterated**;
- ...you want to hear an application of the technique I used for my French and Irish oral exams at school, ie. keep talking and don't stop until the examiner shuts you up;
- ...you are absolutely desperate to hear the Masal Bugduv story yet again...
...then tune in to CBC's As It Happens today, where I -- assuming the producers haven't seen sense in the meantime -- will be putting in an appearance. The show runs from 6:30-8pm Eastern Time, 11:30pm-1am GMT. My descent into media whoredom begins here!
In the meantime, continuing the theme of my own post titles putting songs in my head, here's a couple more:
**Actually, whatever I sound like in the interview, I don't sound like that.