22 November 2008

Arsenal's season is a dead pig set free by a precocious young girl who is experimenting with militant vegetarianism

Bart and Homer race wildly after Lisa until she pushes the pig grill off the top of a slope. The pig passes through a hedge.

Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!

[Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water.]

It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good!

[It gets caught in a dam spillway, and when the pressure builds, it shoots into the sky.]

It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!

Bart: [Crestfallen.] It's gone.

Homer: I know.



Brian 23/11/08 1:49 PM  

Gallas: "I had the worst dream last night. This glove kept slapping people, and I was getting blamed!"

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