Football used to be an easy game. The big lads played at centre-half and centre-forward, the hard lads played at full-back, the bright lads played at inside forward, the hard lads who were a bit bright and the bright lads who were a bit hard played at wing-half, and the little, quick lads played on the wing. Left-footers played on the left and right-footers played on the right. And the one with no mates went in goal."Used to be"? Isn't 99% of football still like this? (Give or take some positional mutation, of course.) Nevertheless, this is another example of Jonathan Wilson being quite good.