Okay, fine — be like that. No no, don't bother with your words, it's too late now. I mean, if you really meant it, you would have said something already. Do you know how insincere you sound? You don't, do you? You have no goddamn idea! Not a clue! And there was me about to post a 4,500-word epic on the Tao of Emmanuel Eboué, for your betterment, I hasten to add. But no, I guess if you don't really care, then it'll have to remain unread. Unread and unloved....NO I'M NOT CRYING JUST GO AWAY GO AWAY REALLY QUITE QUICKLY PLEASE NOW PLEASE NOW!!!