Because...

Because The Times is Britain's paper of record, a publication respected the world over for its measured tone...

Beacuse the typical English media outlet's critiques of the England national team are balanced, nuanced and rational, dispassionately assessing the fortunes of the team and placing them in a proper context in a manner that is so not pathologically dysfunctional in any way and if you think otherwise you must be some kind of moron...

It's time for YOU to decide:

"Theo Walcott: football genius or overrated?"

Tomorrow in The Times: Life: is it unceasingly, slendiferously wonderful or completely, achingly, bloody awful? TELL THEM WHAT YOU THINK!